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Friday Funny

Jill’s car was old and unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. “What happened this time?” he asked. “My brakes went out,” Jill said. “Can you come to get...

Friday Funny

Me: *on the phone with my mechanic* “Do you do body work?” Mechanic: “I’m afraid not.” Me: “Could you recommend someone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic: “Okay.” *long pause* Me: “So, do you know anyone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic:...

Friday Funny

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They...