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Friday Funny – How Much Do You Love Your Car?

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Friday Funny – Cat Lady Car Window

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Friday Funny-I’ll Drive One Day

I'm sure some of the parents out there can relate to this one...

I’m sure some of the parents out there can relate to this one…

Friday Funny-Microsoft Cars

Top 16 Things Bill Gates would change about the Automotive Industry
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry  with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer  industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon”.
In response to Bill Gate’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If  GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the  following characteristics:

1.  For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.  For some reason you would simply accept this.

2.  Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3.  Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.

4.  Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5.  Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6.  The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

7.  The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8.  Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9.  Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.

11. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.

12. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.

13. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker – a first.

14. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.

15. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT – but then you would have to buy more seats.

16. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.

Friday Funny “Check Engine Light”

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Friday Funny – Green means Go

I was driving with my friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up
and whips right through it. I start freaking out “Hey man, your going to
get us killed!” He replies “Relax, my brother drives like this.”

We come to another red light and he blazes right through. “You’re going to
get arrested or get us killed!” “Relax this is how my brother drives.”

We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways. “Dude, it’s
green you can go.” “Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way.”StopnGoLight MARS AUTO

Friday Funny

Sometimes it's better to leave it to the professionals.

Friday Funny

Friday Funny

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Memorial Day “Thank You”

Memorial Day Flags MARS

A Light Bulb in the Gas Tank?

Notice anything unusual?

MARS Mobile Auto one example of others repair
This is a sending unit that sits in the gas tank to let you know your gasoline level. Someone used a light bulb (even has a fancy flower on it – haha) instead of the float. Needless to say, it didn’t work.

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