by Mike Berefsky | Jun 1, 2016 | Friday Funny
Jill’s car was old and unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. “What happened this time?” he asked. “My brakes went out,” Jill said. “Can you come to get...
by Mike Berefsky | May 26, 2016 | Friday Funny
Me: *on the phone with my mechanic* “Do you do body work?” Mechanic: “I’m afraid not.” Me: “Could you recommend someone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic: “Okay.” *long pause* Me: “So, do you know anyone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic:...