by Mike Berefsky | Aug 1, 2018 | Uncategorized
Reminds me of Mike, when he was growing up in the 70’s. Although, that would have been his Big Wheel being repaired from the millions of wheelies and jumps.
by Mike Berefsky | Jun 29, 2018 | Friday Funny
Its so hot… -you actually burn your hand opening the car door. -you leave a layer of skin on the car seat. -My Reeses’s wrapper now reads, “Melts on your car seat, not in your hand.” -you need an oven mitt to handle your seat belt. -I used my...
by Mike Berefsky | Jun 17, 2016 | Friday Funny
A motorist, after being bogged down on a muddy road, paid a passing farmer twenty bucks to pull him out with his tractor. Afterward, he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.”...
by Mike Berefsky | May 26, 2016 | Friday Funny
Me: *on the phone with my mechanic* “Do you do body work?” Mechanic: “I’m afraid not.” Me: “Could you recommend someone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic: “Okay.” *long pause* Me: “So, do you know anyone?” Mechanic: “Recommended?” Me: “Yes.” Mechanic:...
by Mike Berefsky | Mar 4, 2016 | Friday Funny
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They...
